Keeping My Good Humor Intact

shocked-old-lady

Yet another one of my favorite and absolutely true, vacation rental stories.  But be forewarned … it’s a bit risqué. 

Some years ago I received a call from a vacationing guest who asked if she could make arrangements for the following year’s winter vacation.  Her current property was located on the South 4th Tee at Rancho Las Palmas Country Club in Rancho Mirage.  The guest was an older woman who vacationed alone, escaping Canada during the coldest months.  She asked if I could find her an alternate home for her next visit.  When I asked if she was unhappy with her current vacation home she said ….

“I like to spend my days on the patio, relaxing in the sun with a book.”  She further explained, “I do not like this location.  It’s very disturbing when the men stop to wash their balls right in front of me.”

If took me a few moments to pick myself up off the floor and recover after this woman’s dead-serious comment. 

I have enjoyed retelling this story for years!  People say the darndest things … and despite the daily stress that comes with this business, these funny stories keep my good humor intact. 

 

3af380b7437c8dde1d2f6def5fa373Logo Vector Final 11-24-09

 

 

 

Photo:  https://eatingreadingsleeping.wordpress.com/2014/04/

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: